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1. Don't get in line asking questions about the food African. "Who made the potato salad? 'Is it egg in there?' Are the greens fresh? Is the meat in the greens turkey or pork? Who made the macaroni and cheese? What kind of pie is that? Who made it? Ask one more question and Peaceman will punch you in your mouth, knocking out all your fronts so you won't be able to eat anything but soup.

2. If you can't walk or are missing any limbs, sit your ass down until the Village Ambassador Orange & Blue or someone with sense makes your plate for you. Dinner time is not the time for you to be independent. Nibble on them damn pecans and walnuts to hold you over until the Ghost of Orange & Blue or BARF (if he shows up) brings you a damn plate.

3. If you have kids under the age of twelve Like HarlemMD n'em, Lives the Admin will escort their little asses to the basement and bring their food down to them. They are not gonna tear this damn house up this year. Tell them that they are not allowed upstairs until it's time for Uncle GeorgeM, TMan, Kevin Harewood or StatesMen to start telling old NYK  stories about the glory days, Bradley, DaveD, Holtzman, Bernard King, Ewing and Oakley. If they come upstairs for any reason except for that--they are bleeding to death cause Augie will break a foot off in their asses!

4. There is going to be one prayer for Thanksgiving dinner! JUST ONE! We do not care that you are thankful that your BBall Star daughter made the WNBA Sparks BronxMD or your wife just got on the cover of Sports Illustrated DLT. Save that talk for somebody who gives a damn. The time limit for the prayer is one minute. If you are still talking after that one minute is up Cooleyhigh, you will feel something hard come across your lips and they will be swollen for approximately 20 minutes. Furthermore, you ain't gettin' no ice from the punch bowl.

HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO ALL

FROM THE KNICKS FANATICS

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Knicks 97, Kings 111

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"You can't come out like that. You can't come out that soft." -- Mike D'Antoni

"It just all went down hill from the beginning. They knocked down shots and we weren't able to rebound. It's tough. We keep putting ourselves in these positions where every shot is so important because we are down by so much." -- Chris Duhon

The Knicks face the improved Sactown Kings tonight in the second game of their West Coast trip after losing to the Lakers last night.

Allen Iverson, after securing his release from the Memphis Grizzlies and being rejected by the New York Knicks, has announced his retirement, effective immediately, from the NBA although he believes he still has enough ability to contribute significantly to a team that could use his talents. Iverson issued a statement through Stephen A. Smith's website, Stephena.com.

TO ALL OF MY FANS:

I would like to announce my plans to retire from the National Basketball Association. I always thought that when I left the game, it would be because I couldn't help my team the way that I was accustomed to. However, that is not the case.

I still have tremendous love for the game, the desire to play, and a whole lot left in my tank. I feel strongly that I can still compete at the highest level.

Stepping away from the game will allow me to spend quality time with my wife and kids. This is a reward that far exceeds anything that I've ever achieved on the basketball court. I have prayed for this day and I see it as my greatest gift.

I want to thank the people of Reebok International Ltd., for always allowing me to be me and for supporting me my whole career through all the ups and downs. I have enjoyed 13 wonderful seasons in the NBA, and I am grateful.

I want to first acknowledge my fans everywhere, who have been with me throughout my entire career. Without you, there would be no me. You should all know that I appreciate your support from the bottom of my heart. Thank you!

To Michael Jordan, Magic Johnson, Isiah Thomas, Charles Barkley and Larry Bird, you guys gave me the vision to play the game that will be forever in my heart.

To my Mom, who encouraged and inspired me to play every day, and to all of my family and friends who stood by me from the beginning. Thank you!

To my high school coach, Michael Bailey, Coach John Thompson at Georgetown University, Coach Larry Brown and to all of my other coaches, teammates, administrators, owners and staff who've been a part of my career, Thank you as well!

I'd like to give a special thanks to the people of Memphis. I never played a home game for your beloved Grizzlies, but I want you to know how much I appreciate the opportunity given me by a great owner in Michael Heisley, and the support of the city. I wish the Memphis Grizzlies' organization all of the success that the game has to offer.

And finally, to the city of Philadelphia: I have wonderful memories of my days in a Sixers' uniform. To Philly fans, thank you. Your voice will always be music to my ears.

God Bless all of you,

ALLEN IVERSON

ESPN ON ALLEN IVERSON RETIREMENT

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Knicks 90, Lakers 100

Final

I thought we played hard all the way to the end. I thought some of the young guys, Toney Douglas did a good job and Nate did a good job. We had a lot of positives. I think we're playing a lot better." -- Mike D'Antoni

That's the one thing I hear from the players recently. People don't want to play in New York. They fear having a bad game, fear the fans. If somebody does go there, you got to be able to have a heart."-- Ron Artest

Celtics 107, Knicks 105

A hard playing Knicks team lost a heart-breaker in overtime, as Kevin Garnett (10 pts on 4-15 shooting), who had been having problems most of the game, hit a two-pointer at the buzzer for the Celtics.  Coming off a two game winning streak, including a game yesterday against the Nets, the Knicks played respectable team defense most of the game holding the Celts to 42% shooting and forcing 16 turnovers.  Offensively, the Knicks, showing great balance, shot 43%  as five players, including  high-scoring reserves Al Harrington (30pts) and Nate Robinson (19pts), scored in double figures.

Knicks 98, Nets 91

"We didn't want to be that team, obviously with them being a team that's right across the river. We were really focusing and not having a letdown. Hopefully we can grow from here." -- Al Harrington

"It looked like we won. That's all I care about." -- Mike D'Antoni

The Knicks, spurred by fear of being castigated and possibly castrated for losing to the worst team in the NBA, found enough mojo to preserve a win against the win-less Nets.  For a moment, after the Nets reduced a 14-point deficit to 4 points with seconds remaining, it appeared that the Knicks would fall into infamy and embarrassment.